Name: Paweł (Pavel, Pablo, Pablito, Pawcio, Pau, ‘Dear Bak’, Pav)

Age: 324 months

Favourite llama: Emilka (when she is showing her teeth like Llamas)

Favourite amateur: Emilka (when she is browsing Facebook, she is quiet then) 😛

What he can’t live without: mountains, all kinds of nut butters/tahini, frozen carrot-pea mix, pushing himself to the limit while training

What he would give his life for: for Emilka and dogs – if they would listen to him, for tahini, for Brad Pitt and ‘Fight Club’, a Russian camera, a cottage in the mountains with access to the Internet (or better without), for being able to do planch, the Pick of Destiny (Tenacious D),for brainwashing, for Sandra Nasić (you get the idea …: P), for peace in the world (that’s quite cool to say he heard)

Unusual routine: morning stretching at least half an hour every day, a day without PewDiePie is a wasted day

Childhood hero: Rambo/Rocky (he really enjoyed “Rambo First Blood (First Blood)”)

Favourite part of the brain: He likes the right one… because it is right.

Best night ever: bus station, 2 square cm, somewhere in the forest in Hungary

Little obsession: sports gadgets, the weather in UK (heloves it! -this is not a joke exceptionally!)

What would he do if he would be chased by zombie: reprogram them

YESTERDAY (chapter not closed): climbing, hitch-hiking, hiking, wild campings, slackline, archery, cycling, busking (playing on the streets), electric guitar, drums – projects, music, Tatry, martial arts, yoga

TODAY: mountains in UK and not only, Wing Chun, travelling, scrambling, blogging – from the programming side/photos, little training routines at home, calisthenics, dogs, car trips – big and small, walking;

TOMORROW: dogs, swimming, music, paragliders, winter mountaineering, more martial arts

Name: Emilia (Emily, Emil, Emi, Emka, emka-café, Emusia, Emociątko, Emiluniuniuninia. She doesn’t mind Amilia or Amelia, too. It can be even Zygfryda, just do not expect that she would react quite quickly)

Age: 307 months

Favourite lama: one from llama tale

Favourite amateur: Pawel and his tahini, Narcyz and his moonwalk

What she can’t live without: mountains, cheese and ketchup (yes, she knows it is unhealthy – she is on a rehab), sleeping, beanie for all seasons, Facebook 😛

What she would give her life for: for Laika (when she does not bite), for mountain guide’s papers, for paraglider (only to look on it), a pill of eternal appreciation of what you have, for a robot which folds the clothes, for cleaned room

Unusual routine: coffee only during a storm, porridge with water to work

Childhood hero: Snufkin

Favourite part of the brain: frontal lobe. Abstraction is her middle name.

Best night ever: in tent near the barn in Austria. We were talking with the owners till late night and after that we were listening to the radio along with cows nearby.

Little obsession: photos of bins on trips, complaining about complaining

What would she do if she would be chased by zombie: drop dead

YESTERDAY (chapter not closed): climbing, hitch-hiking, hiking, wild campings, slackline, archery, cycling love, busking (playing on the streets), guitar/vocals – projects, bands, Tatry (Polish mountains), yoga, squash

TODAY: mountains in UK and not only, travelling, scrambling, blogging – writing/photos, little training routines at home, dogs, car trips

TOMORROW: dogs, swimming, music, paragliding, winter mountaineering

Name: Narcyz (Cyziak, Cyzik, Narcyziak, Narcyzeł, pieseł Narcyzeł)

Age: 78 months

Favourite llama: those who don’t do drama

Favourite amateur: me. I am a middle-aged dog, I have a distance to myself, but mostly I’m a narcissist. I like to like myself.

What he can’t live without: plastic, unbreakable bone toy from the supermarket. I like to look at it, I like to bite it, it is my love.

What he would give his life for: for access to Laika’s bowl. I love to steal her food, although I don’t know if I like it actually. In general, everything that Laika owns should be mine.

Unusual routine: asking for permission to enter the bed by paw (usually in the middle of the night), although I do not have to. Besides, all the closed doors must be open.

Childhood hero: Denver the Dinosaur. I had a similar toy, but I destroyed it.

Favourite part of the brain: party

Best night ever: only those between the legs of human. Others do not count.

Little obsession: barking. I am barking here, barking there, barking even on the barking itself if it earns. Killing all kinds of toys is my obsession as well. If I cannot destroy one, I will be afraid of it. Woof!

What would he do if he would be chased by zombie: I do not need to have a zombie, Laika is enough!

YESTERDAY: lying down

TODAY: scrambling on human knees, but also a lot of running lately. Sister doesn’t let go.

TOMORROW: mountains, car trips, 10 kg more, because recently I love to eat

Name: Laika (Majka, Laieczka, Laikerstwo, Laidak, Laikens)

Age: 2.5 months

Favourite llama: Narcyz … I haven’t seen too many animals in my life and I think the lama looks just like him!

Favourite amateur: human. He thinks I don’t know what I can or can’t bite, where to wee and when is the time for play. Good one.

What she can’t live without: Narcyz’s tail, comfortable cushions, jumping to the face, greed for destruction , food

What she would give her life for: transfer ‘no’ and ‘not allowed’ to the joyful consent

Unusual routine: sleeping in really comfortable positions (dogs’ yoga), sitting as soon as I see it is an opportunity for food

Childhood hero: Roy from “IT crowd”, this is the only cartoon I watch

Favourite part of the brain: what is the brain?

Best night ever: every single one, I wake up when I want, and I’m eager to play at any time, to the delight of the rest of Llamateurs and their neighbours!

Little obsession: a strange plant in the garden, I fell in love in it

What would she do if she would be chased by zombie: I am a whippet. Nothing and no one can catch me!

YESTERDAY: sleeping!

TODAY: Running and playing!

TOMORROW: mountains, car trips, long runs